Wednesday, July 23, 2008

49 ways to annoy your parents

I wrote these , observing my brother through a two week period, or just thinking weird thoughts. Sorry if it is too long.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Type a bunch of random words and ask them to review your "story". Cry if they say anything critical.

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...sdarwkcab gnihtyreve yas

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

43.Get a barbie doll collection and dream house.

44.Act like the oppisite gender.

45. See what happens when you put your latest seince progect in the microwave.

46. Go to youtube, find the barney theme song, blare it out on your speakers and sing along loudley and out of tune.

47. Go around to random people on the street, and say "will you be my *fwiend*"

48.Dump your lunch on your mom and run away hysterically laughing.

49. End lists on a number that ends with 9. That sometimes can really annoy people.

7 comments:

Sofiya said...

"No,I will NOT make out with you!"
xD
That would be hilarious.
And this is pretty cool.You must have been pretty bored to write this.

(Btw,I'm totally gonna do the one where I try to fly.I have issues with not being able to fly. xD)

Poz said...

this is awesome!!! luv it!

Poz said...

i just showed this to my cousin and her friend and we're sitting in front of the comp. seriously laughing out loud.

Cat Lady said...

cool thnx

Kelsey said...

DNA!!!

Ironie said...

Seriously, that is just disrespectful to anyone's parents. I don't find it funny.

Joel said...

Hilarious. So, this is what I have to look forward to huh. Great.